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Together, We Can Mend The Broken...
Proof That Scripture Can Protect You
Now an elderly woman had just returned to her home from an
evening of Church services when an intruder startled her. She
caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables
and yelled, Stop! ACTS 2:38!**" The burglar stopped in his
tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what
she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the
burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did
was yell a Scripture at you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "I thought she said she had an
Ax and Two 38's!"
Source: God's Minute
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